So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
