Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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