how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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