wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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