Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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