Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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