Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
