I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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