I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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