No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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