I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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