So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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