whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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