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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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