Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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