I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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