Kiss
Puke
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i think i have two assholes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I believe in your delicious
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
