god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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