This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
