Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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