i don't like sucking hair
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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