And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I want is dick and wine.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
