: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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