was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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