he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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