i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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