the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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