after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
