I'm eating all of the evidence.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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