The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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