im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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