i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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