So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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