I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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