i'm signing you up for texting rehab
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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