If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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