white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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