But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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