Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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