waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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