I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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