Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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