she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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