So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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