Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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