that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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