I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you would pick up someone in the library
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
