Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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