Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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