In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How many fucks given?
0.12846
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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