on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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