I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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